Some people never realize that having a bad@ss vacation pad is really only half the game. If your mansion looks awesome on the outside and is just filled with carboard boxes and lawn chairs, you lose all credibility for cool. Here’s some information you need to have to make sure your friends jaws will hit the persian rug laden floor and stay there when they see your vacation villa. You better impress from the apricot hard wood floors to the genuine zebra curtain rods
Start with one or preferably two dumptrucks of money. Then find a spot that no one is allowed to build on and build a ridiculous mansion anyway. I’m talking second floor slides into subterranean grotto hot tub swim up bars. Double helix staircases into panoramic window wine collection penthouse. You aren’t going to be able to stroll down to IKEA to furnish the place. If you’re anywhere near the west coast of Florida, there’s exactly one luxury furniture boutique that’s worth your time. The interior design company in Tampa called Paris Flea sells some of the highest end, hard to find furniture. 17th century fainting couches to antique German armoires look like 2 legged coffee tables compared to the items Paris Flea has for sale. So look into some extremely fancy sconces and Emirati rugs and larger than life sized vanity mirrors because anyone with an incredible vacation pad needs the inside to match the opulence of the outside. If you’ve got the house and the garden all worked out to match eachother and look like some kind of crazy optical illusion of alternating black and white diamond pattern, you better also have a pool with an enormous sloped rockwall in the middle and a victorian era dinette set on the top for eating victory mimosas when you get to the top. This kind of furnishing needs to be genuinely next level. Maybe that’s what you call the table at the top of the rockwall? Have enough champagne up there and it becomes an excellent diving board.
You don’t necessarily have to have a waterfront property to call it an exclusive vacation getaway. In fact the real elite of the country don’t go anywhere near South beach, they all hit the slopes or the fly fishing up in Sun Valley Idaho. The place is pure paradise. Every stream tree rock and mountain looks like it was painted by Bob Ross except that they change with the seasons, with the sunrise and sunset. Every direction is a picturesque as a photo-catalogue of a rocky mountain paradise. Just up the road from Mark Zuckerberg and the upcoming and past Fed chairmen you’ll find a pretty cozy little palace. It’s really not out of place in the neighborhood of mostly sprawling estates that request privacy for their Gatsbian parties.
But it is possible after all to find some peace and solitude in Sun Valley Idaho, you just have to be able to find the right plot of real estate. Countless acres are undeveloped because 1 they are more valuable when buyers dreams are built in their place and 2 because some folks prefer to look at mountains and trees than architectural magnificence. Sun Valley Idaho has real estate for everyone. Just so long as you are in the market for the best nature has to offer.
But I mean it when I say you really should look up that furniture company.
3204 W Bay to Bay Blvd
Tampa, FL 33629